nice interview

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in
Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen
in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and
starts her interview
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> > > > > Reporter :Hi


> > > > > Egyptian :We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta


> > > > > Reporter o u speak english?


> > > > > Egyptian :Berfect


> > > > > Reporter o u mind if i interview u?


> > > > >Egyptian:No,i dont have a mind


> > > > >Reporter:What's your name?


> > > > >Egyptian:Taha

> > > > >Reporter :male or female?


> > > > >Taha (yelling): what do u sink?


> > > >Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....

> > > > >Reporter :so..how do u find life here in egypt?


> > > > >Taha:Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
> > > > >Reporter : well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?

> > > > >Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food


> > > > >Reporterk..lets move on..what do u do?


> > > > >Taha: I am very well ,sank u


> > > > >Reporter:No,I mean do u have a job?


> > > > >Taha(looking around him and whispering):Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice


> > > > >Reporter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?


> > > > >Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar


> > > > >Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?


> > > > >Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3


> > > > >Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?


> > > > >Taha:I do not undurstand what u say


> > > > >Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?


> > > > >Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz


> > > > >Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

> > > > >Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know made money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money


> > > > >Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?

> > > > >Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?


> > > > >Reporter:Then where does all the money go?


> > > > >Taha: Guvurment


> > > > >Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?


> > > > >Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

> > > > >Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?


> > > > >Taha:What duz zat mean?


> > > > >Reportero u choose your president


> > > > >Taha:Mubarak?


> > > > >Reporter:yes


> > > > >Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice


> > > > >Reporter:Why him?


> > > > >Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

> > > > >Reporter:But there r no wars right now


> > > > >Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it


> > > > >Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?


> > > > >Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi


> > > > >Reporter:No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years


> > > > >Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way


> > > > >Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha


> > > > >Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds

> > > > >Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this


> > > > >Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head


> > > > >Reporter:Grrrrrrrr


> > > > >Tahak ok..need a Taxi

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